sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

peachofcake:

peachofcake:

but okay really…what’s a girl gotta do to get taylorswift to notice her…

taylorswift please confirm or deny 

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katgryffindor:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

busterscary:

Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time.

Like where did these fucking blue people come from.  Why are they in space.  There’s not even any fucking bending.

imalordefan:

A Summary Of Lorde (insp.)

swiftbeat:

Quebec (by Christian Gendron)

mugglebornheadcanon:

1014. Some muggleborn Slytherins can’t help but hum “The Rains of Castamere” under their breath when preparing to do something especially cunning. Purebloods start to get very terrified of that song.

abiteofeverythingicanfind:

radionuclide:

pwnedepicfail:

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

The horrifying thing is that this is true.

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

mugglebornheadcanon:

980. Muggleborns enchanting their wands to glow blue at the presence of a professor on night duties.

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today

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